I recently read that Mayor Wonder Boy (Luke Lip-Synchin' Ravenstahl) drinks something like 12 cans of Diet Pepsi a day.
A day!
I'm kind of alarmed by this. I mean, that has to be taking a toll on his health. The sounds like way to much caffeine consumption. And it will turn his teeth brown. Just bad news all around.
However, this is not what concerns me the most. What concerns me is the economics of it all. It just isn't very economical to drink 12 cans of Diet Pepsi a day. Everyone knows if you are going to drink that much soda, er, I mean pop, it is so much cheaper to buy it by the 2-liter.
Man, and we want him to take care of the budget of our city?
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